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Rocklahoma Lineup Announced; Hardly Rocks

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Rob and his wife Sheri Moon
Yes, folks — it’s that time of year again. It’s time to find out how a bunch of lazy festival organizers have been wasting their time.

The 2012 Rocklahoma lineup has been announced, and let me just say this: It’s awe-inspiringly bad.

Sure, there’s the usual suspects, like Rob Zombie, Queensryche, Slash, and Megadeth. While nothing to write home about, I have no problem with the ‘Ryche or Megadeth or Zombie or Slash.

But then, the three-day camp and rock festival set for May 25 to May 27 at “Catch the Fever” Festival Grounds in Pryor, Oklahoma, boasts Creed and fucking Chevelle.

Do this: In your mind, think of three shitty rock bands. If they are on the following list, you could book Rocklahoma.

Others on the lineup: Chickenfoot, Theory of a Deadman, Jackyl, Puddle of Mudd, HellYeah, P.O.D., Volbeat, 10 Years, Cavo, Adelitas Way, Black Stone Cherry, Pop Evil, Red, The Darkness, Art of Dying, Trivium, James Durbin, Janus, and more.

General-admission and VIP packages for Rocklahoma go on sale Friday, February 24 at 10 a.m. CST at all Ticketmaster outlets and Rocklahoma.com. To get access to the Rocklahoma Internet pre-sale, which will be held from Wednesday, February 22 at 10 a.m. CST through Thursday, February 23 at 10 p.m. CST, go to Rocklahoma.com and sign up to receive the Rocklahoma newsletter. Fans can save by buying early, as ticket prices will increase in the coming weeks.