You? Or maybe you? Who? Someone must want free tickets to Rammstein’s upcoming show at the Honda Center in Anaheim, right?
So, here’s the deal. LiveNation contacted the site not that long ago and asked whether we’d be down to give away some tickets. Who are we to say no?
The catch is, we were not offered tickets for any of the stops on Rammstein’s tour: Just this one stop on the West Coast.
Rammstein are one of those rather polarizing bands. People either love ‘em or hate ‘em. If you love ‘em — or even if you’re like my buddy Red Beard who hates most bands but accepts free tickets to any show so he can get drunk and shamelessly mack on chicks in front of their timid boyfriends — and you live within driving distance, here’s how you can get your free tickets.
On Friday, we will pick the winner for our first set of tickets to the Anaheim show. We’ll give away a second set in early April, and then another set in early May.
How do you get ‘em? Well, here’s what we want you to do.
We want you to write the words “Gun Shy Assassin” on something and send us a pic. Where should you write these words? That’s up to you.
If you wanna write “Gun Shy Assassin” on the inside of a bathroom stall in the ladies room, do it. Wanna write the words across you forehead and attend a clan rally? Do it, but snap a picture of it. You could scratch GSA into your forearm, a la Slayer, or you could take a Sharpie and write “Gun Shy Assassin Rules” across your girl’s lusty handbra. Just remember — we need the pics.
Send the pics to firstname.lastname@example.org, and we will chose three of the funniest, most creative, and most shocking pics submitted. We will post them on Facebook, and ask our readers to vote on which one deserves a pair of tickets.
Of course, time’s a wasting for this week, but we will be giving away more tickets, so, if you wanna take your time and mull this over, you can.
Send in those pics ASAP.
Get cracking, kids.