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March 2012

Former Bury Your Dead Guitarist On Trial

Kudos to Lambgoat for catching this one. I guess someone must have Google news alerts set up for lameness. Former Bury Your Dead guitarist Eric Ellis is currently on trial in Florida for being an associate in a “fledgling” Jacksonville…

Video: Vince Neil Has A Strip Club

Go to the end of this post. Right now. I'm serious. GO!!!!!!! You need to see this video featuring Vince Neil of Motley Crue and a bunch of tatted strippers with big fake chesticles. The video is cheesier than that Nine Inch Nails video we…

Deftones To Enter The Studio In July

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Anytime the Deftones book studio time is reason to celebrate. And that’s just what I will do. I will celebrate with a drink or few, sex, and sleep. That’s how my night’s going to play out, kids. Newly-married Chino…

Dawn Of Ashes Lose Two

That's right, cowpokes. California melodic blackened death metal band Dawn of Ashes is down two men. Othuum and Volkar Kael have parted ways with the band, and the split was characterized as “amicable,” so, that’s cool. “With the new change…

Head Kandi Takes the Runway in Philly

This past March 10, at the monthly Dorian's Parlor event in Philadelphia, a much awaited fashion show took place. The show, which was originally scheduled for January and then delayed by a snow storm, featured cyber falls by Head Kandi.…

Gwar Frontman Says What Has Already Been Said

Oderus Urungus -- lead singer of Gwar -- has slammed Dave Mustaine for his inane political views, which is something I’ve been doing for a while now. Gwar’s leader thinks -- like me -- that Dave Mustaine needs to fucking shut his proverbial…

Baroness Frontman “Over Writing Hard Music”

Say what? Baroness vocalist and guitarist John Baizley spoke with AltPress.com, for some fucking reason (because since when do they care about stuff that isn’t pussy-whipped punk dreck), and said that’s it -- the band’s no longer down with…