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Sharon Osbourne Wanted To Bang Another One Of Ozzy’s Guitarists

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Sharon and her meal ticket
This is redonkulous.

Revolver TV spoke to Ozzy Osbourne’s wife, manager, and owner Sharon Osbourne at the first-ever Rock & Roll Roast; Zakk Wylde was the subject of the roast, which took place on January 19 at The Grove in Anaheim, California.

Sharon, who has previously admitted to slurping Randy Rhoads‘ manmeat more than once, basically tells Revolver TV she wanted to mount Zakk too.

I’m paraphrasing.

“When we first met Zakk, he was 18 years old,” Sharon said. “He was the most beautiful 18-year-old you’ve ever seen. He was just a fantastic kid.”

Then, perhaps realizing she shouldn’t be talking about Zakk’s 18-year-old hotness, she shifted gears.

“He is like our oldest son. That’s what Zakk will always be. He’s family.”

And if you can’t keep it in your pants…

Sharon went on to kiss Zakk’s ass some more.

“He’s just got it. He has that ‘it’ factor that makes you a star. You know, you can’t define it, but he has this presence and he has this sound, as soon as he gets on that guitar, one note, you know it’s the Wildman, you know who it is. And that’s what makes guitar heroes — you know, that distinctive sound. And he has this strength that so few players today have, and that presence. And he’s fucking nuts.”

I’ll say; who claims they’re going to break someone’s legs without never having broken another person’s leg. Takes one to know one, right?