Kunvuk Call Out Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst
Kunvuk, an Australian metal band that sound like a crack-ingesting cross between Sikth and Biohazard, have responded to Fred Durst’s recent claims that his band, Limp Bizkit, are working on the “heaviest, most crazy metal record of all time.”
“The audacity of a band like Limp Bizkit to make such an absurd statement is almost incomprehensible,” says Kunvuk in a statement.
“It’s the same as if Nickelback were to come out and say that they are relevant to the progression of rock. Or if Marilyn Manson were to come out and say he wasn’t an overweight, passed-his-use-by-date middle-aged drag queen,” the statement continues.
“Usually we wouldn’t give this kind of scum a second thought but Durst has a way of giving grown men hives. Trying to step into the domain of crazy metal? Well I guess you pinched a nerve in me boy.
“Listen Limp Bizkit. We want to see you try and make the heaviest, most crazy metal record you can. I guarantee that we, Kunvuk, will hand you your ass at this endeavor. We are working on our new album now. Let’s see you stick to your fucking word. You think you know crazy? Then let’s strap it on and get crazy.”