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Dirtfedd Don’t Make Mayhem Any Better

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Holy fucking poop, would you Mayhem folks stop polishing that turd?

I mean, seriously. You are polishing the biggest turd in this history of summer turdom.

The organizers of this summer’s Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival have added some band called Dirtfedd to what’s being called the Sumerian Records Stage.

Dirtfedd. Hmm. Wait — I see what’s going on here.

Dirtfedd are a band that can’t spell, supporting by Slipknot’s M. Shawn “Clown” Crahan. The dude did produce and release the band’s album.

Of course, this year’s Mayhem lineup (and really, can you call this fucking Mayhem; it’s an insult to the band) features Slipknot.

Hmm. Mayhem is now officially taking the same path as Ozzfest.

Also playing this year are the blanket and sock-selling Slayer, Anthrax, Asking Alexandria, The Devil Wears Prada, and other tripe.