All Stars Tour: Lineup Leaked?
So, I was over at Lambgoat.com, checking out what they’re up to, and saw a story about the All Stars Tour lineup, and the rumors that have been swirling like the water in a toilet.
An official announcement was expected March 13, but never came to light. Whatevs. Not like this tour’s going to get my jizz up. I am, however, pissed to be missing Dying Fetus tonight in New York. Fuckin’ hell.
Lambgoat claims All Stars will feature Suicide Silence and I See Stars, along with the “seemingly (though not officially) confirmed” Stick To Your Guns, The Word Alive, Betraying the Martyrs, Stray From The Path, A Skylit Drive, and Obey the Brave.
Wow. Just when I think it can’t get worse, other rumored bands include For The Fallen Dreams, Close Your Eyes, and Silverstein.
Man, this Ball Stars Tour sounds fucking awful. Ball Stars.
Unconfirmed rumors claim Attila may also play, as will Hatebreed and Winds of Plague.
Damn. I’d be excited about Hatebreed if I haven’t seen them 15 bajillion times already.
This tour’s going to suck more nut than a slutty squirrel.