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Unearth, Dance Gavin Dance Are All Stars

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She likes balls
And that’s not a good thing.

Yes, my fine fucks. Unearth and that atrocious band Dance Gavin Dance have been added to the All Stars Tour.

I like to call it the Balls Stars Tour. Because it sucks balls.

The tour has also just added Make Me Famous. Gee…how lame?

Unearth and Dance Gavin Dance will only be appearing at select dates of the trek, which doesn’t make it any better. Unearth has jumped that proverbial shark, folks.

The tour also boasts Suicide Silence, I See Stars, Winds Of Plague, Stick To Your Guns, Stray From The Path, The Word Alive, A Skylit Drive, Attila, Make Me Famous, For The Fallen Dreams, Betraying The Martyrs, and Obey The Brave.

Put that in your toilet and flush it.