And now, in news that fucking rules, Municipal Waste will be hitting the road soon, crushing eardrums and raping shrubs in a town near you.
I was kidding about the shrubs. They’re not weird like that. But really…is that weird? And can it be rape if the bush has the inability to vocalize a “No?” These are the questions that keep me up at night, kids.
Municipal Waste will be touring with Black Tusk and 3 Inches of Blood, which is awesome. Hopefully Cam Pipes will find a few glory holes along the way for us.
We have all the dates for the tour at the end of this post.
And dudes and broads — don’t forget. Municipal Waste’s new album The Fatal Feast hits stores April 10.
Municipal Waste dates:
5/27: Wilmington, NC @ Soapbox Laundro-Lounge (Black Tusk only)
5/28: Atlanta, GA @ 529 (Black Tusk only)
5/29 Orlando, FL @ The Social (Black Tusk only)
5/30: Pensacola, FL @ Vinyl Music Hall (Black Tusk only)
6/1: Austin, TX @ Chaos In Tejas Music Festival (Black Tusk not playing)
6/2: Denton, TX @ Rubber Gloves (Black Tusk only)
6/15: Seattle, WA @ Neumo’s
6/16: Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theater
6/21: Chicago, IL @ Reggie’s
6/22: Columbus, OH @ Screaming Willy’s
6/23: Cleveland, OH @ Peabody’s
6/24: Albany, NY @ Bogie’s
6/25: Philadelphia, PA @ Union Transfer
6/26: New York, NY @ Santo’s Party House