Clearly, this is a sign of the End of Days.

Kreator and Accept are apparently going to be touring my home continent together, all in support of Kreator’s much ballyhooed new album.

Read about that shit here.

It seems — and this may be bullshit — that Kittie may also be on this trek. That, my friends, does not rule.

If this is true, I have but one question: Whose dicks did those broads have to suck to land this tour? The answer most likely was Kreator’s dicks.

Only a few dates have seeped out for this trek.

They include stops in Quebec on September 10, Kansas City on September 16, and Dallas on October 1.

Home Entertainment Kreator And Accept — ON THE SAME TOUR?