That’s right, my little gunslingers.
Terror will team up with Bane, Naysayer and Rotting Out for a tour that’ll crisscross the U.S. starting in mid-July.
Those dates follow at the end of this post.
Who plans on going? You single dudes should definitely go. Why? Well, hardcore chicks are slutty.
It’s true. If she has X’s on her hands, she will probably let you pee in her butthole.
Terror tour dates:
7/21: Santa Barbara, CA @ Sound And Fury
7/22: Phoenix, AZ @ The Underground
7/23: Albuquerque, NM @ Gasworks
7/24: Denver, CO @ Marquis
7/26: San Antonio, TX @ The Ten Eleven
7/27: Dallas, TX @ Trees
7/28: Little Rock, AR @ Downtown Music Hall
7/29: Atlanta, GA @ MJQ/Drunken Unicorn
7/30: St. Louis, MO @ The Firebird
7/31: Omaha, NE @ Sokol Underground
8/1: Minneapolis, MN @ Triple Rock
8/2: Chicago, IL @ Bottom Lounge
8/3: Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
8/4: Detroit, MI @ Magic Stick
8/5: Cleveland, OH @ The Grog Shop
8/6: Buffalo, NY @ Funeral Parlor
8/8: Albany, NY @ Bogies
8/9: Philadelphia, PA @ This Is Hardcore