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Courtney Love Confuses Me For Dave Grohl

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Frances Bean
I haven’t cut my hair in a while, and I am letting the facial hair grow out. And it’s not like I’m the hottest dude…I have strange good looks, like Dave. So, I see why she made the mistake.

Courtney Love — who isn’t nuts — claims on her Twitter account that Dave Grohl hit on her 19-year-old daughter, Frances Bean Cobain. Not to worry, Court — that was me.

Why’d I do it if I have a girlfriend? I figured, “When am I going to get another chance to hit on Kurt Cobain’s offspring?” I couldn’t resist.

“I hear from frannies roommate that @davegrohl hit on frances, and that she was curious,” writes Love. “I’m not mad at her, him i am about to shoot, dead.”

I hope this clears up the confusion. It was me, Courtney. Frannie’s roomie also got confused.

Love further claims Frances Bean and the 43-year-old Foo Fighters frontman were recently all over each other in the backseat of a car. “The driver from the cm who drove @davegrohl my daughter was telling me what st on laurel canyon and that he had his hands all over her.”

OK, that wasn’t me…so maybe this is legit. Sorry, Courtney.

Love also claims Grohl, who has been married since 2003, is “sexually obsessed” with Kurt and has slept with many of her friends over the years: “dave tried to fuck me alot and i always thought he had that romney rape thing about him he fucked all my pals.”

For his part, Dave says, “Unfortunately Courtney is on another hateful twitter rant. These new accusations are upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue.”