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Lacuna Coil’s Bus Takes Shit; Band Nixes Tonight’s Show

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Cristina Scabbia
OK, so, I was away all day, and I apologize for that.

But sometimes, bills need to be paid. Bills get paid with money, and I’ve gotta go down to the docks and hook when the sailors come in to town just so I can pay the bills. So, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to go away for so long.

By the way, if you were planning on gazing upon Cristina Scabbia and her luscious mounds — along with the rest of Lacuna Coil — tonight in Portland, you might wanna consider going to see “The Three Stooges” movie.

That’s because the show tonight in Portland has been moved to Sunday, April 15.

“Hello friends in Portland,” the band writes.

“Unfortunately, we have had some serious troubles with our bus breaking down, and we won’t be able to make it to Portland in time for the show on Friday. HOWEVER, the fantastic club and promoter have been able to help us move the show to this Sunday (April 15)!”

That’s cool. I bet the promoter has a boner for Cristina, like you do.

“We can’t apologize enough to everyone for the last minute date change, and we hope to still see you all this coming Sunday. Portland – WE LOVE YOU AND WE ARE ON OUR WAY!!”