Weak sauce
I got a press release the other day, and it contained this picture of a dude named Zardonic. My first thought was this fool likes look a character from “Mortal Kombat,” but has probably never been in a fight in his life, ironically.

Zardonic is a “Bass-Metal producer,” the press release claims.

What in the fuck is that? Glad you asked. To my ears, it sounds like the musical equivalent of a pussy fart.

It’s dubstep, but worse. At the end of this post, see for yourself that this “Bass-Metal” business is just faggotry of the highest order.

The song is called “Revolution” and appears on Zardonic’s forthcoming LP Vulgar Display Of Bass.

The following is utter shit. This guy’s a fucking fool.

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