Yes sir. It happened.

After losing their last guitarist, Brazilian metal act Almah have announced the addition of 34-year-old guitarist Gustavo Di Padua to their ranks.

Why does it matter that he’s 34? Sort of superfluous information, no? Unnecessary, if you ask this asshole.

Di Padua is a professional guitarist and music producer from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil — where women walk around in thongs, from what I hear. That’s fucking awesome.

Di Padua started his musical career playing with various local bands when he was 14.

Di Padua will make his live debut with Almah on April 20 at the Metal Open Air festival in São Luis, Maranhão, Brazil.

He replaces guitarist Paulo Schroeber, who left for health reasons.

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