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Secret Service Investigating Dumb Ass Ted Nugent Following Dumb Ass Comments


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Reports claim the Secret Service will be meeting with Ted Nugent at some point today following remarks he made April 14 in St. Louis at the National Rifle Association convention.

Nugent — who has endorsed Mitt Romney in the general election — said, among other things, “If you don’t know that our government is wiping its ass with the constitution, you’re living under a rock… I’ll tell you this right now: if Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

What’s that mean, Ted? You’ll commit suicide or do something even more drastic?

“Our president, and attorney general, our vice president, Hillary Clinton — they’re criminals,” said the man who supported war criminal George W. Bush. “We’re Americans because we defied the king… We are patriots, we are bravehearts. We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November. Any questions?”

Yeah, I have a question for you Ted: What happened to your brain, you ignorant hick? Did you sneeze real hard and lose it?

Ted may not be the sharpest tool in shed, but he’s gotta know that his comments were going to come back and bite him in the ass.

Nugent has since spoken with conservative radio douche Glenn Beck, saying, “We actually have heard from the Secret Service and they have a duty. I support them. I salute them. And I look forward to our meeting tomorrow… I’ve never threatened anybody’s life in my life. I’ve never threatened. I don’t waste breath threatening.”

No, he just kills. Like all the helpless animals he kills for sport.

Fuck Ted Nugent in his fucking ear.