This blows.

Whitechapel guitarist Zach Householder unfortunately had to miss the band’s recent South American shows.

Why? Some asshole stole his passport.

That’s fucking awful. Imagine, all the fun he’s missing down in South America. All the cute broads in Brazil in their thongs.

Dude, we feel for you.

Meanwhile, an official announcement regarding the band’s forthcoming album looks to be coming April 30,

That’s Monday.

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