Get ready, you Sour Patch Kid-murdering, Jolt-chugging porpoise.
Poison The Well have been hyping a mystery announcement in recent weeks, and while the time for that announcement has come and gone with little notice, it appears all will be revealed tomorrow.
Hmmm…I wonder if they are getting back together for a reunion tour. The world waits in quiet anticipation, as these dudes prepare to drop information on us that could not possibly be worth all this build-up.
“Change of plans,” the band writes online. “We’ve decided to change our news announcement date to Friday, May 4th. Sorry guys.”
The mere fact that they are announcing something from a Poison The Well page must means Poison The Well are reuniting for something, right?
Again, the world waits…patiently, hands folded, hoping Poison The Well will deliver.
Oh well. Until then, we can only wait, along with the rest of the world. Waiting. As we wait.