This is mad phat. Like that time Ginuwine stopped by your college apartment and asked if he could take a shit, but ended up leaving a corn-heavy upper-decker.

Southern metal supergroup Hail!Hornet will be headlining a short run of dates with Church of Misery and The Gates of Slumber. We knew this was happening, its just now official.

The tour launches May 28 in Wilmington, North Carolina, and wraps June 16 in Johnson City, Tennessee.

A complete list of dates follows at the end of this post.

“All of us in H!H are super stoked to be touring with Church of Misery,” says drummer Erik Larson. “T-Roy has spent time with them in Europe before so I’m sure there will be some reminiscing.

“Personally, the time I spent in Japan was the most eye-opening experience I ever had, so I hope to repeat that experience for them here and show them how some grimy southerners get it done,” he adds.

“Not to mention we’ll have The Gates of Slumber with us as well to keep the smooth trail rolling…it’s going to be a good time for sure. Hopefully Texas won’t be too fucking hot, and melt the Japanese.”

Hail!Hornet tour dates:

5/28: Wilmington, NC @ Soapbox

5/29: Charlotte, NC @ Tremont Music Hall

5/30: Atlanta, GA @ The EARL

5/31: New Orleans, LA @ Siberia

6/1: Austin, TX @ Red 7

6/3: Albuquerque, NM @ Launchpad

6/4: Scottsdale, AZ @ Chasers

6/5: Los Angeles, CA @ Satellite

6/6: San Francisco, CA @ Elbo Room
6/8: Portland, OR @ Branx

6/9: Seattle, WA @ Studio Seven

6/11: Denver, CO @ Larimer Lounge

6/12: Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theatre

6/13: Lawrence, KS @ Jackpot

6/14: St Louis, MO @ Fubar

6/15: Huntington, WV @ V Club

6/16: Johnson City, TN @ The Hideaway

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