Which is why I think we should, in turn, boycott Limp Bizkit.

That’s right, America. We should boycott Limp Bizkit, and maybe even banish them to Monkey Island.

Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst says his band doesn’t tour the states anymore because “we’ve boycotted America for many years now. I don’t know, I just don’t wanna go out like that. We did a few radio shows in 2010 for a friend and that was it. We haven’t properly toured America since 2006. The reason? We just don’t know what’s going on in America. It’s all about the new catchy thing and that’s always changing.”

So, let me translate.

Basically, Limp Bizkit doesn’t tour here anymore because no one cares about Limp Bizkit anymore.

But in Europe and other parts of the world, people do care? I thought Limp Bizkit were an international joke.

“America is driven by record sales. It’s the home of corporations. We’re just Limp Bizkit, so we don’t know how to do anything but Limp Bizkit. But here’s the deal: say in 2000, there were 35 million people who connected to this band. Twelve years later, lots of those people have moved on. We were a moment in time and it’s over.”

I’d say that’s true for most of those 35 million. So, stop.

Gotta love it when a dude realizes he is irrelevant, but carries on anyway.

And please don’t get me wrong: I am in no way, shape, or form upset about Limp’s U.S. boycott. I hope it lasts forever. But I do support boycotting Limp, just to be spiteful.

  • Seregor03

    More interested in who the girl is in this picture. Quite frankly that’s how irrelevant Limp Bizkit is anymore that the only reason I read this article was because of the chick in the picture and the fact it was posted on Gunshyassassin.

  • Marchosias

    Limp Bizkit…the Lindsay Lohan of metal

  • Me , myself and I

    True !! I’m proud of them !!

  • Brandon

    lol im bored, and i thought id jus talk some smack.. limp bizkit the lindsay lohan of metal? who the fuck comes up with something that fuckin stupid to say? lol it is funny too you wanna boycott limp bizkit, you said it 2 or 3 annoying fuckin times, but youve already written somethin like 20 articles about them since they got back together.. your a fuckin girl! talkin shit about someone who clearly excites you. fuckin faget.. ive been a limp bizkit fan for about 3 years now.. an im 22 id like to say that i definitaly put 90% of my anger into singin limp bizkit.. therapy if you will.. but seeing as ppl are so fuckin irratating that they have to put their anger into words directed at lb fans an so on, i think i should stop caring about any consequences of bashing little fuckin fagets who finger their ass holes while trying to come up with something ‘clever’ to say about a human being who is actually helping people (an 8 million dollar revenue 10 years after relavancey proves it) while you fuckin bloggers an METAL HEADS lmfao jus throw hate around like you should of been thrown around by your parents as a baby.. so hardcore metal heads are, white ppl who like rap are wiggers.. cuz their is no way that the hostilaty in rap is relatable unless your black.. (says the nazi writting pages like this one) an so they should be burned or boycotted.. RAP METAL KILLS YOUR BULLSHIT SCREAMO/EMO/I NEED A WOMAN PUSSY ASS METAL ANY DAY! – LB4L

    • Not sure if I would’ve went that extreme, but I certainly understand where you’re coming from. A Limp Bizkit fan myself, I too am irritated of trolls talking shit about LB. We all get it. You hate their music. It’s been over 15 years people! Isn’t it time to move on to a new subject? It’s simple. If you hate the music, then listen to something else. Why waste your breath, time, and effort? Get a life. #LBF

  • brandon