Static-X Cancel Rest Of Tour
Wayne Static needs surgery.
He needs a haircut too, but he’s getting surgery.
So, Static-X’s “Noise Revolution Tour” no longer features Static-X.
If you have tickets for any of the remaining dates, you’re lame. Why would you go see Static-X, Emmure, and Ill Nino…on purpose.
Static-X, a press release says, “must return to Los Angeles and prepare for some medical procedures to remedy problems that have been hampering his performance.”
Prepare? Usually, they just tell you not to eat after midnight. What else does he need to do?
“I’m so sorry to all my fans but I cant give you the 1000% you deserve from Static-X every night right now. Evil disco will continue in 2013. Just wait until you see what’s next!!!”
Emmure and Ill Nino will allegedly continue with the currently scheduled dates, of which there are six.