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Whitechapel Bassist Busts His Hand


All his fingers are small, but his thumb is big and bruised

That looks like it hurts.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: Masturbating furiously will end up costing you in the end.

I kid. I’m sure he’s very gentle with himself.

Whitechapel bassist Gabe Crisp was probably just horsing around when he hurt his wittle thumb.

“Might of hurt my thumb yesterday. Cant tell,” he deadpanned when posting that picture.

Gabe did not disclose just how his thumb was injured.

I bet he was giving a girl the Vulcanator and his thumb got twisted back in that butthole.