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Suffokate Have A New Singer


Yes, it’s true.

And this new singer doesn’t have hubcaps in his earlobs.

Suffokate have let the cat out of the bag about their new frontman, saying the will reveal his or her identity soon.

They’re also going to release some new music soon.

How do I know this? Twitter, bitch-ass.

“New music, new singer, and more. It’s coming. Bare with us,” says the band.

That’s the wrong use of the word. But then again, I never assumed these guys were intelligent.

“We will announce the new singers name/info when we drop a new track for everyone to hear. Be patient the time is near Suffokate fans!”

Oh yeah, be patient We know the lack of new music from Suffokate is just driving you batty.