Vans Warped Tour — the most metal tour in the history of all metal tours, ever — used to be awesome. Early on, man…forget about it. Warped was the bomb.
Now, it just attracts douches in eyeliner and girl jeans. No wonder Black Dahlia Murder wanted to play so badly!
Reports claim that an 18-year-old man from Chino Hills, California, was arrested on July 23 and charged with sexually assaulting a woman during the Vans Warped Tour concert at Cricket Wireless Amphitheater in Bonner Springs, Kansas.
Turns out the dude was part of the Warped caravan.
An 18-year-old Kansas City, Missouri, woman informed police she was assaulted in one of the temporary buildings on the site by a vendor traveling with the concert tour.
So, dude assaulted a woman in a tent, basically…in public. What a tool! No means no, folks. Seems I need to remind you.
The man, who was not named, was charged with aggravated criminal sodomy and rape.
His bond was set at $50,000.
Let’s hope he, too, experiences some form of sodomy where he’s at now. Fucking asshole.