Asking Alexandria, All That Remains, Emmure To Tour

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All That Remains
Oh man. Some bile just rose up in the back of my throat typing out that headline.

If there was any doubt All That Remains had any semblance of credibility left, things should be clear now.

The tour will boast not only Asking Alexandria, who are fucking worse than a hard chair when you’ve got a rash of ass pimples (or assne, as I like to call it), Emmure and All That Remains, but two other bands that suck shit.

I’m talking about Sevendust and For Today.

Try to come up with a worse lineup. I defy you.

Dates will be announced next week. In the event your bitch wants to go.

“AMERICA! We are back and have returned with our biggest line-up to date,” says Asking Alexandria’s Ben Bruce.

“Bigger songs, bigger bands, louder shows and more rock than the fucking Swiss Alps. We can’t wait to bring this new live show to the masses. We will be playing songs spanning our entire catalog, and of course a shit-ton of new songs from our new album From Death to Destiny. We have never been more excited to headline a tour. It’s an honor to be touring with such great bands and we know you are going to love all of them. We have the perfect line-up for you to mosh to, sing along to, bounce to and bang your fucking head to. We’re back and we’re better than ever. See you all very soon.”

Asking Alexandria have a new album From Death To Destiny coming out next week on Sumerian Records.

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