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Fan Dies At Wacken Open Air

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It was from natural causes, apparently.

But still. A Polish man is dead now, and maybe he would still be alive if he hadn’t attended the fest.

Life is so fragile and delicate.

Reports claim the 52-year-old man was found dead earlier today (August 2) in his tent at this year’s Wacken Open Air festival in Wacken, Gemany.

A statement from the festival organizers said that the man “died of natural causes.”

Right. Because they performed a quick autopsy, and being doctors as a hobby, determined nothing nefarious was involved.

Sure.

Last year, the accidental death of a young man cast a shadow over the proceedings; dude died of carbon monoxide poisoning while lying under a trailer tarpaulin.

Next year, the festival will boast Emperor as a headliner.

That’s fucking awesome.