Pitcher Josh Collmenter Should Write A Column For GSA

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That beard is metal
Clearly, he’s got fantastic taste in music…I mean, look at that beard! He should pen something for us, about all his favorite bands.

I say this because not only because of the beard but because, the other day, Josh Collmenter, the Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher, walked out to the sounds of Devin Townsend.

That’s right.

I was at a Mets game not too long ago, and every friggin’ player walked out to either Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, or some derivative of. I think David Wright maybe walked out to Nickelback, which was weak sauce in a pan.

So is a girl touching your wang at a Ghost concert only to declare herself “in a relationship” two weeks later.

Anyways, so Collmenter walked out to “Kingdom,” a track off of Devin’s Physicist record. That’s cool as fuck.

I wonder who else he walks out to on the reg.

I also wonder how the crowd reacts to the Devin.

Do they get up and head bang? Do they wince in disgust? Any fans wanna fill me in.

And Josh…any time you want a GSA column, let me know.

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