Al Jourgensen Talks About Sucking Cock

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Al Jourgensen
Listen, I’m a big fan of receiving blowjobs, so I don’t even insult other people by calling them “cocksuckers” because I think chicks who like to suck dick are fucking righteous.

Not all do, so…when one does, celebrate her.

Personally, I have never seen a penis and thought, “Man, I need that fleshy fucker in my mouth.” Not once.

I am not like Ministry’s Al Jourgensen, who, I’d say, is gay.

Bisexuality is a myth. Straight dudes don’t feel the need to gobble wang. Gay dudes do.

In a new interview, Al says, “I’ve sucked dick before, Jesus Christ. If you haven’t, you’re really missing out. Just give a guy a blowjob and he’s happy.”

Al thinks it’s weird anyone would find this to be — I don’t know — strange.

“People are still freaked out about this,” says Al. “Seriously, I mean, you’re asking me about it. OK, yeah, I gave blowjobs. So what? I was actually pretty good.”

Al also shoved veggies up his ass and chased the members of Metallica, it seems.

“That actually has a name: the Flying Dutchman. I attacked them with vegetables sticking out of my ass. Their guitarist, Kirk Hammett, is good. The rest of them were really afraid of me. That singer never wants to see me again. Kirk was the only one who got the humor in Ministry, so I worked with him for a while.”

It is totally not gay to shove anything up your ass. Take it from Al.

Totally normal behavior.

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