Authorities Confuse Slayer Graffiti For Hate Crime

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Hate crime?
Idiots.

Someone sprayed painted the word “Slayer” with a pentagram on a wall in a park on Long Island, and officials shit a brick.

Blabbermouth claims the graffiti was confused with a hate crime symbol this week, after residents called in to complain about the vandalism.

Authorities noticed one of the buildings at Wicks Park in Commack was marked with black graffiti, and police — who, I guess, had never heard of fucking Slayer before — were initially investigating the vandalism as a hate crime.

They quickly realized they were barking up on the wrong tree.

The graffiti will be removed soon.

Some people, right?

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