Los Angeles hard rock outfit Professional Murder Music have changed their name.
Normally, I’d say that’s a stellar idea, seeing as Professional Murder Music is as lame a name as they get.
But they changed it to something dumber.
As in spacetime continuum.
“As many of you already know, we have been writing and recording new music over the past few years. What most of you may not know is that in the process, we have been facing an identity crisis,” says the band.
“Much of the new music has taken us in a very different direction and presented us with the challenge of releasing these songs under the identity of ‘Professional Murder Music.’ At the same time, we were also writing songs that could be nothing other than ‘Professional Murder Music.’ We were trying to force a middle ground and water down both separate visions to make them fit as one. This inevitably led to frustration and disappointment. I am happy to say that we have finally reached a solution.
“‘Professional Murder Music’ will live on to serve as an outlet for the darker, heavier sounds that we have created and will continue to create. Meanwhile, Roman and I would like to announce the birth of our new band ‘Spacetime.’”
Bad fucking name, man.
The band promises music is coming soon.
I am just realizing I could have used a picture of Professional Murder Music instead of that chick, but…too late.