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Zakk Wylde Wants To Sell You Coffee


Zakk Wylde is now a coffee salesman.

He has teamed up with Death Wish Coffee Co. for its newest creation, Valhalla Java Odinforce Blend.

A press release says Valhalla Java Odinforce Blend is forged from the volcanic soils of Indonesia and nutrient rich soils of Central and South America.

“This masterful artisan roast has been carefully crafted for the world’s most powerful guitarist, Zakk Wylde,” the release says.

“With maximum flavor and caffeine content, this coffee will bring you back from the nights you thought you’d never wake up from,” says the release.

Order the coffee here.

Here’s a commercial for the new coffee.