All That Remains
You couldn’t get me to go to this if you told me they were giving out free pocket pussies at the gate.

No, seriously. Even if they were molds of Kate Upton’s fotch.

I got a notice today from Google, saying they won’t run ads on my site anymore because I wrote a story about Ghost and the dildos they were selling.

I have three days to remove the post or else.

Oh well. Anyways, Asking Alexandria have announced the first batch of dates for their upcoming tour with All That Remains, Sevendust, For Today and Emmure.

Damn, does that lineup make me wanna puke.

Here are those dates:

10/25: Dallas, TX @ KEGL Freakers Ball
10/26: Lubbock, TX @ KFMX Freak Fest
10/27: San Antonio, TX @ Backstage Live
10/29: Nashville, TN @ War Memorial Auditorium
10/30: Knoxville, TN @ Club NV
10/31: Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
11/1: Charlotte, NC @ Amos Southend
11/2: Lancaster, PA @ Freedom Hall Convention Center
11/3: Poughkeepsie, NY @ Mid Hudson Civic Center
11/5: Buffalo, NY @ Rapids Theatre
11/6: Washington, DC @ 930 Club
11/8: Flint, MI @ Machine Shop
11/9: Milwaukee, WI @ Eagles Ballroom
11/10: Cleveland, OH @ Wolstein Center
11/13: Grand Rapids, MI @ The Orbit Room
11/14: St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant
11/15: Memphis, TN @ Minglewood Hall
11/17: Tulsa, OK @ Brady Theater
11/19: Grand Junction, CO @ Mesa Theater
11/22: San Diego, CA @ Soma

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