Strangers Fuck Touche Amore In The Ass

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Touche Amore
Not literally.

If you’ve seen “The Big Lebowski,” you get the reference.

If you haven’t, stop what you are doing and beat yourself in the face for depriving yourself the majesty of The Dude.

Unfortunately, strangers broke into Touche Amore’s van in Detroit, and made off with the band’s personal belongings.

The gear was left untouched.

This happened last night.

“Van broken into. Belongings gone. Health in tact. Gear untouched. Where was Robocop?,” the band Tweeted.

The band have a new studio album called Is Survived By coming out September 24.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a billion times — stay outta Detroit, people.

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