Dawn Of Justice Are A French Metalcore Band
Today, we received not one, not two, but three fucking emails from French metalcore band Dawn of Justice.
Dudes, calm the fuck down. We get it. You’re French and a metalcore band. We know now.
Thanks. If you care about French metalcore, head to the end of this post for a Dawn of Justice song. Or don’t. I don’t give a fuck.
Their press release is hilarious. Never should a press release start out with the line, “First of all, please pardon my English.”
I will not pardon it. I will mock it. “I’m writing this mail to talk you about a metalcore band called Dawn Of Justice.”
Next line: “Dawn of Justice is a French metalcore band that begins to acquire what could be described as true knowledge tanks to a first album called Seeds.”
That’s fucking good shit right there.
According to the presser, “this 10 tracks record has been recognized by critics as standing out from the crowd in a very formatted genre.”
Oh is that so?
They didn’t mention GSA, otherwise I would’ve thrown them in the Readers’ Bands file.
I just wanted to take the time to mock them for trying and not succeeding.
Now listen to this poop.