The asshole costume as modeled by two above-average looking people
Basically, that’s how I see it.

Some may call it a Metallica Christmas sweater.

Me? I’d wear that on Halloween, and when people asked me who I was, I’d say, “An asshole with no taste.”

Metallica’s “ugly Christmas sweater” is now available through their Web site store.

Google it. I’d probably start with, and go from there.

Apparently, the tacky holiday sweater is making a comeback.

This planet needs smiting.

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