Looks like me after a night of drinking
That there’s a picture of it.

I’d rock that. On any day other than Halloween.

To scare kids. ‘Cause that’s fun. Scaring kids is fun.

Slipknot percussionist M. Shawn Crahan — better known as Clown to maggots everywhere — has launched his own limited edition series of clown masks.

The inaugural mask will cost $500, and is limited to just 50.

That’s not a lot, dude.

They’re all made by hand, so…it’s worth $500, for sure.

“I decided that every year on my birthday I’m going to release a new clown mask. As you know I’ve tried to get some masks out to the public and it hasn’t quite yet added up to everything I wanted to be. Now I’m collaborating with a friend named Jason Kain and we are going to bring you the new way in clownology.

“I just put them up today. I’m going to put masks out every year with a new story. Clown001 is starting it all off. In the near future you will receive the story behind Clown001.

Dude’s weird.

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