Fake Slayer
Yes indeed.

Billboard spoke to Slayer’s longtime booking agent Scott Sokol of Pinnacle Entertainment and guess fucking what?

Slayer, or whatever’s passing for Slayer these days, is working on new music.

It’s true, says Sokol.

“They’re definitely working on new music. More things will be revealed in the coming weeks,” he promised.

Let’s hope that shit’s got some held-over riffs from the late, great Jeff Hanneman.

A new album from Slayer has been in the works since 2011.

We’ll all likely be in Depends by the time the next one surfaces.

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