Slayer Release Cheesy Sunglasses
I don’t know, man. I feel like sunglasses need to be subtle if they’re going to be cool.
These fucking Slayer shades basically scream, “Look at me! Look at me! You WILL give me attention! Now, you shitcunts!”
Yes, yes — the kings of metal merchandising, Slayer, are still at it, giving Kiss a serious run for its money as the most shameless band on the planet.
I mean, look at those fucking sunglasses and goggles!
They’re made by Arnette, and I wouldn’t allow myself to be seen dead, in a fuckin’ Kiss casket, with them on.
But then again, I also loathe NASCAR.
Plus, Slayer guitarist Kerry King has also lent his image to Cold Cock Whiskey.
I think I’d prefer the Nikki Sixx Blublockers.