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Steven Tyler Completely Sells Out

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Steven Tyler
I thought he had sold out pretty hard prior to this, with the whole stint on “American Idol” and everything.

But nope. I was wrong.

It wasn’t until this week that Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler actually sold out in the true sense of the word.

He just recorded a track for the forthcoming album by South Korean pop star Psy.

“When I was in middle school, I literally cried when Aerosmith were singing ‘Crazy’ or ‘Amazing’ or whatever,” says Psy.

Or whatever.

“They were my lifetime role models, and now I am collaborating with Steven Tyler. What the fuck, man? I love my life.”

I bet you do, you dull, talentless fuck.