Steven Tyler Completely Sells Out
I thought he had sold out pretty hard prior to this, with the whole stint on “American Idol” and everything.
But nope. I was wrong.
It wasn’t until this week that Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler actually sold out in the true sense of the word.
He just recorded a track for the forthcoming album by South Korean pop star Psy.
“When I was in middle school, I literally cried when Aerosmith were singing ‘Crazy’ or ‘Amazing’ or whatever,” says Psy.
“They were my lifetime role models, and now I am collaborating with Steven Tyler. What the fuck, man? I love my life.”
I bet you do, you dull, talentless fuck.