Relapse Records Signs Wrestler

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Relapse Records has announced the signing of hardcore aural terrorists Ultramantis Black.

Hailing from parts unknown, Ultramantis Black is, according to a presser, the musical manifestation of underground professional wrestling legend UltraMantis Black himself, backed by a cadre of anonymous musicians and warriors who may or may not feature former and current members of Pissed Jeans and Pilgrim Fetus.

UltraMantis Black has waged many battles.

As a professional wrestler, he has fought a never-ending array of opponents worldwide, hell-bent on usurping the Great & Devious insectoid leader of The Order of the Neo Solar Temple.

In his quest to decimate the unconscionable and depraved current state of the cultural grappling landscape, he has guided his Spectral Envoy of the Final Judgement through space and time as they deal out justice in the guise of revenge towards those who desire to harm and exploit the vulnerable and voiceless.

Now, UltraMantis Black takes his struggle to a new level.

The band will issue a debut EP in early 2014.

More details will be forthcoming.

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