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Listen To A New Avril Lavigne Track — Right Now!

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Avril Lavigne
Why should you care?

You shouldn’t, really. But Marilyn Manson guests on it.

So maybe that will change your attitude.

Me? I did not listen to the track past the first 10 seconds, which feature Manson sounding like a beached whale being pelted with molotov cocktails.

The following song is for a track called “Bad Girl,” which comes from Avril’s self-titled new record, dropping November 5.

I used to want to bone Avril. Thought she was cute, and I figured she probably made cute noises in bed.

But then she married the dude from Nickelback, and I lost my boner for her.