I want this craziness
I want this craziness
This is either going to be beyond hilarious or completely unlistenable.

In any event, it is happening.

Hate Eternal’s bassist J.J. Hrubovcak vomits forth Death Metal Christmas — Hellish Renditions Of Christmas Classics, which a press release claims is “a twistedly unholy rendition of some of the season’s darkest hymns.”

Twistedly is not a word.

Composed and produced by J.J. with vocals and artwork by brother and Monstrosity throat Mike Hrubovcak, Death Metal Christmas — Hellish Renditions Of Christmas Classics was engineered by Erik Rutan and J.J., mixed and mastered by Brian Elliott — all at Mana Recording Studios in St. Petersburg, Florida.

It boasts five deformed Christmas classics.

Which ones?

“Unrest For Melancholy Men,” which is a take on “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen;” “Earthen Kings” (“We Three Kings”); “Nutracker: Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy;” “Greensleeves;” “O Come, O Come, Azrael” — J.J.’s take on “O Come, O Come, Emmanuel.”

The album drops November 29.

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