Finally, some good news to report.

Oceano can’t play any more shows on their current tour for the time being, as the van they were using is a piece of shit.

“Unfortunately tour has come to an early close for us. The 1989 van we were borrowing completely shitted out on us after our San Antonio show. It is beyond worthwhile and mega costly to repair.”

So, rather than spend money making shit run again, they’ve decided to ditch the van, and will fly back home, defeated.

“Sorry to everyone who was expecting to see us, We have a ton of tours and things in the works so we promise to those who missed out, we’ll be back!”

I’m sure people will get on with their lives.

Entertainment Oceano’s Van Breaks Down, Shows Cancelled