The Maiden balls
The Maiden balls
Now this is something I wouldn’t buy.

Golf is a game I totally dig, but golf is also one of those games I don’t play enough to be good at anymore.

When I worked as a caddy and was playing once a week, and at the range just practicing all the time, I was a force to be fucking reckoned with on the back nine.

But now? Now I slice to the left, which also happens to be how my dick hangs.

Connection? I think so.

I wouldn’t want to lose those balls, you know what I mean?

But if you don’t mind, and must shoot 18 with Maiden by your side, you can pick up a pack of three Titleist DT Solo balls featuring Iron Maiden’s venerable mascot Eddie and drummer Nicko McBrain’s printed signature here.

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