Iron Maiden Golf Balls Now Available
Now this is something I wouldn’t buy.
Golf is a game I totally dig, but golf is also one of those games I don’t play enough to be good at anymore.
When I worked as a caddy and was playing once a week, and at the range just practicing all the time, I was a force to be fucking reckoned with on the back nine.
But now? Now I slice to the left, which also happens to be how my dick hangs.
Connection? I think so.
I wouldn’t want to lose those balls, you know what I mean?
But if you don’t mind, and must shoot 18 with Maiden by your side, you can pick up a pack of three Titleist DT Solo balls featuring Iron Maiden’s venerable mascot Eddie and drummer Nicko McBrain’s printed signature here.