Rejoice, you shits.

This is the best news we’re going to get all day.

Carcass, The Black Dahlia Murder, Gorguts and Noisem will team up for a tour in 2014, that kicks off in mid-March.

A full list of dates for the trek follow.

This is a can’t-miss tour, kids. Fuck what you’ve heard — you’re going to be considered lame if this comes within 20 miles of you and you don’t go.

Here’s when and where the tour makes stops.

3/18: Orlando, FL @ The Beachum Theater
3/19: Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
3/21: Dallas, TX @ Prophet Bar
3/22: Austin, TX @ Mohawk
3/24: Phoenix, AZ @ The Press Room
3/25: Santa Ana, CA @ The Observatory
3/26: San Francisco, CA @ The Regency Ballroom
3/28: Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom
3/29: Seattle, WA @ Showbox Market
3/30: Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
4/2: Denver, CO @ Summit Music Hall
4/4: Minneapolis, MN @ Mill City Nights
4/5: Chicago, IL @ House Of Blues
4/6: Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
4/7: Pittsburgh, PA @ Stage AE
4/8: Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
4/9: Montreal, QC @ Metropolis
4/10: Boston, MA @ Paradise Rock Club
4/11: New York, NY @ Best Buy Theater
4/12: Philadelphia, PA @ Trocadero Theatre
4/13: Silver Spring, MD @ The Fillmore

Entertainment Carcass, Black Dahlia Murder, Gorguts Tour Confirmed