Eddie Van Halen Looks Like Kathleen Turner
And I’m not talking about Kathleen Turner when she was fuckable, which was long before I even knew what my peen was for.
Yeah — “Romancing The Stone” Kathleen, he is not. He looks like Kathleen Turner now, and could literally body double for the woman.
Just look at that picture.
It shows the Van Halen guitarist making a surprise visit to LA Unified School District’s Foshay Learning Center last week.
More than 25 aspiring musicians, under the tutelage of music director Vincent Womack, were transfixed as Kathleen inspired them to pursue their passion for music by sharing stories about the importance of music in his own life.
“I wasn’t born ‘Eddie Van Halen,’ successful or famous, it took years of dedication and practice, practice, practice,” said Eddie.
To help better benefit students in their quest to master music, Eddie and the Fender Musical Instruments Company donated one of his signature EVH 5150lll amplifiers to the class.
Eddie also presented each guitar student with a gift bag filled with EVH brand picks, guitar straps, cables, electric guitar strings and a Frankenstein key chain. Fender also contributed acoustic guitar strings to the gift bags.
He looks like a menopausal woman. If how Eddie looks doesn’t inspire you to calm down your drinking, I don’t know what will. Alcoholic.
Thanks to Blabbermouth for posting this news, and for using that picture.