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DevilDriver Announce New Guitarist

I know I'm late with this news, but Rafael Gallaher is in town visiting, so I had to go hang with him for a bit. This DevilDriver news broke during our hang; I didn't think it was important enough to take the five minutes to get the news up…

Kiss Appear On “American Idol” With Winner

Fuck me, man. I had no idea “American Idol” was actually still a thing. Legitimately. But I guess it’s still around. Last night, Kiss performed with the show’s eventual winner, some pudgy fuck named Caleb Johnson. He’s 23 and beat out…

Steven Tyler Desperate To Get Back On “American Idol”

That’s just my interpretation. Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler left “American Idol” for some reason. Perhaps he wasn’t asked back. Perhaps he left off his own free will. Who knows? Either way, I think he wants back. Why else would he submit to…

Steven Tyler Branded A Racist By Talentless Rapper

So, I guess if you don’t like rap music, you’re a racist, huh? I didn’t know that’s how it worked. What if I only like old school hip-hop, and not the new stuff like Lil Wayne and whoever the fuck else is big in rap these days? Am I still a…

Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Reportedly Gets Engaged

I am now officially the last person on the planet not engaged. Steven Tyler, Aerosmith’s singer and “American Idol” justice, has reportedly asked his bitch to be his wife. People.com got jeweler Loree Rodkin to spill the beans. This will be…

Steven Tyler To Judge Hair Extensions Contest

Man, women drive me crazy. I just do not understand them. The games they play, the mixed signals they send, the overanalyzing of every little fucking thing -- that doomsday mentality that seems to pervade. That has nothing to do with Steven…

Steven Tyler Signs On For Another Season Of “Idol”

As if we all didn't know that already. And why wouldn’t he sign on for another year? Signing on for that first season of “America Idol” was the ultimate sell-out move. What would stop Steven Tyler from doing it a second time? I’ve got to…

Joe Perry’s Wife Says Guitarist’s Hearing Fine

Despite erroneous reports to the contrary, Aerosmith’s Joe Perry does not have problems with his hearing and is not going deaf from years of playing in front of massive guitar amps. To prove it, Joe’s MILF of a wife, Billie, took to Twitter…