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DevilDriver Announce New Guitarist

I know I'm late with this news, but Rafael Gallaher is in town visiting, so I had to go hang with him for a bit. This DevilDriver news broke during our hang; I didn't think it was important enough to take the five minutes to get the news up…

Kiss Appear On “American Idol” With Winner

Fuck me, man. I had no idea “American Idol” was actually still a thing. Legitimately. But I guess it’s still around. Last night, Kiss performed with the show’s eventual winner, some pudgy fuck named Caleb Johnson. He’s 23 and beat out…

Steven Tyler Desperate To Get Back On “American Idol”

That’s just my interpretation. Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler left “American Idol” for some reason. Perhaps he wasn’t asked back. Perhaps he left off his own free will. Who knows? Either way, I think he wants back. Why else would he submit to…

Steven Tyler Branded A Racist By Talentless Rapper

So, I guess if you don’t like rap music, you’re a racist, huh? I didn’t know that’s how it worked. What if I only like old school hip-hop, and not the new stuff like Lil Wayne and whoever the fuck else is big in rap these days? Am I still a…

Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Reportedly Gets Engaged

I am now officially the last person on the planet not engaged. Steven Tyler, Aerosmith’s singer and “American Idol” justice, has reportedly asked his bitch to be his wife. People.com got jeweler Loree Rodkin to spill the beans. This will be…