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It Must Be Sad To Be Black Veil Brides’ Andy Biersack

I’m sure Andy Biersack gets his fair share of chicks on the road. I’m sure they’re all super hot. They probably blumpkin him and even offer up their rectums for savaging. I’d bet Biersack doesn’t worry each month about paying his bills, and…

Black Veil Brides To Release New Album

Consider yourselves warned. Black Veil Brides have a new album coming out which is sure to be an improvement on their previous releases, which were all shit. Not to say this one won't be shit, too. It'll be better shit, though. It's only…

Black Veil Brides Guitarists Mistaken For Chicks

The dudes in Black Veil Brides look like the chicks from “The Craft” basically, and I wouldn’t be surprised to learn this is a common occurrence. Black Veil Brides guitarists Jake Pitts and Jeremy “Jinxx” Ferguson were saved by lifeguards…

Black Veil Brides Frontman Goes Solo

Because he’s just so fucking talented, Black Veil Brides frontman Andy Biersack has to do a solo project no one wants. This “dark wave” side project will operate under the moniker of ANDYBLACK. It should have been BUTTHURT. “I would like to…

Amon Amarth Frontman Reveals Brockie Prank

Even though its been nearly a month since Dave Brockie died, Amon Amarth singer Johan Hegg finally got around today to reflecting on the Gwar leader’s loss in a revealing way. Johan claims Brockie (a.k.a. Oderus Urungus) played a prank on…

Machine Head Called Out For Fake Amps

I caught a lot of shit last month when I wrote about the Bronx’s drummer calling out Black Veil Brides for using “fake amps” or “dummy cabs” on stage. I didn’t realize the practice of using fake amps was so widespread. I see absolutely no…

Bullet For My Valentine, Black Veil Brides To Tour

Man, talk about a match made in poop heaven. The only way this bill could get lamer is if they added Oceano and Five Finger Donut Rape. Yes, young fools -- Bullet For My Valentine and Black Veil Brides are the first two bands named to the…