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Metallica Poke Fun At Glastonbury Uproar With Video, Merch

This weekend, Metallica closed out the Glastonbury festival’s second night in epic fashion -- making it the first time a metal band has done that in the fest’s history. Of course, Metallica’s booking drew protests from butt-hurt indie rock…

Metallica’s Glastonbury Booking Defended…By Booker

Metallica will perform at the Glastonbury festival this year, a decision that is currently being opposed by a bunch of buttdarts who dig Arcade Fire. Glastonbury’s founder and organizer, Michael Eavis, has defended his decision to book the…

The Defiled Sign With Nuclear Blast Entertainment

It’s true, kids. London metal act The Defiled have inked a brand new deal with Nuclear Blast Entertainment. The band's second album, Daggers, will be released this summer. For now, you can check out the album’s first track, “Sleeper,” at…

The Monolith Deathcult Sign With Season Of Mist

That’s right, you backflippin’ son-of-a-slut. Dutch extreme metal act The Monolith Deathcult have just inked a deal with venerated French label Season Of Mist. The Monolith Deathcult’s fourth album, Tetragrammaton, will be released later…

Dating Site Discovers Nickelback Universally Hated

It’s true, folks. A new study out of the U.K. has found that if you’re a fan of the music of Nickelback, don’t mention that shit on a first date. Well, no shit Sherlock! I wouldn’t mention it to my cat let alone a first date. Tastebuds.fm,…

Chicks Into Nirvana Will Probably Suck Your Dick

Cum...as you are. A new poll that is not scientific in any way, shape, or form has been released by the U.K. “music and dating” web site Tastebuds, and what does it reveal? If an English chick is into Nirvana, she’ll probably swallow your…

System Of A Down Playing German Festivals

System Of A Down’s reunion is but a mere official announcement away, as Blabbermouth has discovered a video (embedded at the end of this post) promoting the upcoming Rock am Ring and Rock im Park festivals, set to take place June 3 through…